If I close my eyes, my toes leave the ground.

Lookin' bored them Diooooooooooors ..
She prolly is.
Was actin' shallow 'till she findouthowdeepthatmahpocketsis!

.. just gonna stand there and watch me burn?

.. on the bottom of my new laptop.

.. about unleashing a chainshot broadside from your 40-gun flag galleon into the puny 8-gun Spanish sloop that dared cross your path eight days out of Santiago ..

I love pirates.

I bought a Macbook Pro with all the works, Final Cut Studio, Final Draft (screenwriting software), Sid Meier's Pirates, and a gallon of Arizona Green Tea. Mm .. all is well in the world.

Of course, it'd be nice if those folks in a warehouse far away could get me those things NOW as opposed to a few business days. With the exception of the tea. The tea I am enjoying right now, and it's glorious.

We meet again.

After I had to reschedule, like, six times. My bad.

.. I really want a pet tiger.

Note: Not really an emotionally ambiguous smily this time as he's pretty clearly peeved off at something. Maybe I'm angry that I don't have a pet tiger! Yeah! I ought to be upset about that -- everyone deserves one. Or something.

Yeah. Definitely the 12:46 AM talking.

Hang on a second, here. SatoDraygonFIST2? You're telling me someone else had that name, and I was unoriginal enough to just slap a number behind it like some second, lesser incarnation?

Come to think of it, there's no way someone could have had that name. Satora Tasogaryn was a character from the early days of my writing, and Dragonfist was her nickname.

(Don't look at me like that, everyone had a literary phase where Japanese Sue-esque names were cool. Gimme a break!)

Eh, anyways, I joined too long ago to remember these things.

Well, I'll always be your friendly, neighborhood Sato.

What about you guys? Do you have a story behind your username?

-SDF-

PS: Again, I got nothin' on what this little emote guy is supposed to be conveying. Did his toe get stepped on? Does he have toes?

I feel dangerous! I feel rebellious!

I also feel tired.